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class="post-title__text">周记#28 - “开学第一课”</h1><div class="post-title__meta"><a href="/archives/2022/09/" class="post-meta__date button">2022-09-25</a> <span class="separate-dot"></span> <a href="/categories/%E5%91%A8%E8%AE%B0/" class="button"><span class="post-meta__cats">周记</span></a><style>.post-meta__pv{color:var(--t-l);visibility:hidden;opacity:0;transition:.2s}</style><span class="separate-dot"></span> <span class="post-meta__pv"></span></div></div><aside class="post-side"><div class="post-side__toc"><div class="toc-title">文章目录</div><ol class="toc"><li class="toc-item toc-level-2"><a class="toc-link" href="#%E5%BC%80%E5%AD%A6%E7%AC%AC%E4%B8%80%E5%A4%A9"><span class="toc-text">开学第一天</span></a><ol class="toc-child"><li class="toc-item toc-level-3"><a class="toc-link" href="#%E6%9A%B4%E9%A3%8E%E9%9B%A8%E6%9D%A5%E4%B8%B4%E5%89%8D%E7%9A%84%E4%B8%8A%E5%8D%88"><span class="toc-text">暴风雨来临前的上午</span></a></li><li class="toc-item toc-level-3"><a class="toc-link" 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.704-.19.877-.5a1.03 1.03 0 0 0 .01-1.002L8.893 1.5zm.133 11.497H6.987v-2.003h2.039v2.003zm0-3.004H6.987V5.987h2.039v4.006z"></path></svg> 本文最后更新于 <span id="expire-date"></span> 天前,文中部分描述可能已经过时。</p></div><script>(()=>{var e=Date.parse("2022-09-25"),t=(new Date).getTime(),t=Math.floor((t-e)/864e5);120<=t&&(document.querySelectorAll("#expire-date")[0].innerHTML=t,document.querySelectorAll("#post-expired-notify")[0].style.display="block")})()</script></div><div class="post__content"><script>var meting_api="https://api-v2.hans362.cn/vip/?server=:server&type=:type&id=:id&r=:r"</script><script class="meting-secondary-script-marker" src="/js/Meting.min.js"></script><p>诶嘿,我又来水文章了(bushi)</p><p>转眼间大学已经正式开学两周啦!回想起这两周所经历的一切,我想我只能用两个词来形容,那就是「魔幻」和「荒诞」,远超想象的「魔幻」和「荒诞」,以至于狠狠给我上了一课。</p><p>你可能会好奇发生了什么,那就接着往下看吧。</p><span id="more"></span><h2 id="开学第一天"><a class="markdownIt-Anchor" href="#开学第一天"></a> 开学第一天</h2><h3 id="暴风雨来临前的上午"><a class="markdownIt-Anchor" href="#暴风雨来临前的上午"></a> 暴风雨来临前的上午</h3><p>中秋假期后的周二即为开学第一天。因为有早八还下着雨,所以睡到6:30就起床了,毕竟我可不想大学的第一节课就迟到。吃完早饭步行1km到达教学楼,7:40大教室里已经座无虚席了,我只好在最后一排赶紧找了个座位坐下。</p><p>7:50线代老师来了,打开 Canvas 让大家扫码签到,得知这是我们在大学的第一节课就顺便给我们介绍了一下 Canvas 的各种功能。简单来说,Canvas 是一个在线教学平台,可以查看课程资料、提交作业等,还可以观看课程录像和实时直播,因为教学楼大部分教室都安装了录课设备,会根据课表自动录制并上传。</p><p>第一节课主要讲了一下线性代数的历史和应用,讲了数域、线性方程组和矩阵的概念,感觉老师很不错,大概是希望所有人都能听懂所以讲得比较细致,有一些显而易见的地方也会板书亲手证明给你看。</p><p>下课后,正想去体育馆上后面一节体育课,看到教务处通知说由于疫情防控第一周体育课线上进行,第二周开始恢复线下。于是回到宿舍,打开腾讯会议开始线上课程。11:40下课后,去食堂吃了顿好吃的,然后回寝室休息。</p><p>到这里为止,一切看起来还比较正常,之后的事情就不那么正常了。</p><h3 id="半天大学体验卡到期"><a class="markdownIt-Anchor" href="#半天大学体验卡到期"></a> 半天大学体验卡到期</h3><p>午饭后在寝室休息,登上教学信息网看了一眼课表,无意间竟发现所有课程都被添加上了腾讯会议号和密码,此时我已预感大事不妙。打开校内论坛一看,果然出事了,校内有一位返沪同学核酸异常,包括菜鸟驿站在内的许多场所都已被封,校门也封死禁止出入了。开学半天就封校,真够离谱的。</p><p>一小时后接到教务处通知,确认下午课程全部改线上教学。回想起今年三月我校疫情爆发,这下恐怕要二周目了,于是赶紧前往楼下便利店屯了一些物资。室友搞来了一桶18L的桶装水,够喝一阵了。</p><p>下午上完课得知已经有几栋楼的同学被转运到隔离酒店了,还有几栋楼封控了。我所在的楼暂时还没被封,但楼栋群里通知说尽量不要外出,晚饭去食堂打包回来吃。</p><p>打开手机,我校微信公众号又不合时宜地发了一篇推送:</p><p><img src="https://hans362-img.oss.0vv0.top/2022/09/24/b5136409d4fc10f6ba314bde90e16058.jpg" class="lazy" data-srcset="https://hans362-img.oss.0vv0.top/2022/09/24/b5136409d4fc10f6ba314bde90e16058.jpg" srcset="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABAQMAAAAl21bKAAAABlBMVEXMzMyWlpYU2uzLAAAACXBIWXMAAA7EAAAOxAGVKw4bAAAACklEQVQImWNgAAAAAgAB9HFkpgAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==" alt="" style="width: 1080px; aspect-ratio: 1080 / 862"></p><p>(穿梭回今年三月是吧,重温一下封校是吧)</p><p><img src="https://hans362-img.oss.0vv0.top/2022/09/25/dba4ea9591b248c55dceb6aeea10c8bf.png" class="lazy" data-srcset="https://hans362-img.oss.0vv0.top/2022/09/25/dba4ea9591b248c55dceb6aeea10c8bf.png" srcset="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABAQMAAAAl21bKAAAABlBMVEXMzMyWlpYU2uzLAAAACXBIWXMAAA7EAAAOxAGVKw4bAAAACklEQVQImWNgAAAAAgAB9HFkpgAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==" alt="" style="width: 1041px; aspect-ratio: 1041 / 640"></p><p>(图源微信公众号“二月十三”,原文已被和谐)</p><h2 id="真正的开学第一课"><a class="markdownIt-Anchor" href="#真正的开学第一课"></a> 真正的开学第一课</h2><p>第二天中午,流调结果出来了,我所在的楼栋涉及密接,喜提2天封控+5天自我健康管理(后直接加码至7天封控),全校大部分宿舍楼都是如此。封控期间足不出户,三餐配送至寝室,不过至少可以去一楼洗澡,这比三月份好。</p><p><img src="https://hans362-img.oss.0vv0.top/2022/09/25/89c74b09750b043160ff6bd2971d068c.png" class="lazy" data-srcset="https://hans362-img.oss.0vv0.top/2022/09/25/89c74b09750b043160ff6bd2971d068c.png" srcset="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABAQMAAAAl21bKAAAABlBMVEXMzMyWlpYU2uzLAAAACXBIWXMAAA7EAAAOxAGVKw4bAAAACklEQVQImWNgAAAAAgAB9HFkpgAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==" alt="" style="width: 564px; aspect-ratio: 564 / 529"></p><p>于是,真正的大学第一课开始了,在开学第二天就用无尽的封闭管理和层层加码击碎你对正常生活的美好幻想,从而更坚定了你润的决心。</p><blockquote><p>你说的对,但是《封闭化管理》是交通大学自主研发的一款全新封闭世界冒险游戏,游戏发生在一个被称作[闵行校区]的幻想世界,在这里被神选中的人将被授予[南洋北苑4-7天隔离],导引新冠之力,你将扮演一位名为[冤种学生]的神秘角色,在自由的网课生活中邂逅性格各异、能力独特的同伴们,和他们一起做核酸,找回失散的密接——同时逐步发掘[人性化管理]的真相。</p></blockquote><p><img src="https://hans362-img.oss.0vv0.top/2022/09/25/d8b6d4edacf502112d0d9f2ff18c93ea.jpg" class="lazy" data-srcset="https://hans362-img.oss.0vv0.top/2022/09/25/d8b6d4edacf502112d0d9f2ff18c93ea.jpg" srcset="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABAQMAAAAl21bKAAAABlBMVEXMzMyWlpYU2uzLAAAACXBIWXMAAA7EAAAOxAGVKw4bAAAACklEQVQImWNgAAAAAgAB9HFkpgAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==" alt="" style="width: 1023px; aspect-ratio: 1023 / 768"></p><p>(中秋月饼的包装盒,这下成真了😅)</p><h2 id="封控的日子"><a class="markdownIt-Anchor" href="#封控的日子"></a> 封控的日子</h2><h3 id="吃吃吃"><a class="markdownIt-Anchor" href="#吃吃吃"></a> 吃吃吃</h3><p>封控期间一日三餐都是配送到寝室的。早饭是保质期很长的那种牛奶加面包,午饭和晚饭是盒饭。</p><p>除了第一顿午饭到下午两点才吃上,其他的基本都是准时送到的。</p><p>至于饭菜质量嘛,反正透明盒子的盒饭是挺难吃的,略带腥味的不明肉块、淀粉十足的红烧狮子头、口感奇怪的剁椒鱼是饭菜里的常客。相比之下红黑盒子的盒饭比较好吃一些,但依旧比不上堂食😭。</p><p><img src="https://hans362-img.oss.0vv0.top/2022/09/24/520777a09b20a0fa3b7224a885e5fd3a.jpg" class="lazy" data-srcset="https://hans362-img.oss.0vv0.top/2022/09/24/520777a09b20a0fa3b7224a885e5fd3a.jpg" srcset="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABAQMAAAAl21bKAAAABlBMVEXMzMyWlpYU2uzLAAAACXBIWXMAAA7EAAAOxAGVKw4bAAAACklEQVQImWNgAAAAAgAB9HFkpgAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==" alt="" style="width: 373px; aspect-ratio: 373 / 1366"></p><p>在封控的中后期开始天天发水果,这个挺不错的,水果多到吃不完。</p><p><img src="https://hans362-img.oss.0vv0.top/2022/09/24/c108fea445d7d0e963dc9ee460975f9c.jpg" class="lazy" data-srcset="https://hans362-img.oss.0vv0.top/2022/09/24/c108fea445d7d0e963dc9ee460975f9c.jpg" srcset="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABAQMAAAAl21bKAAAABlBMVEXMzMyWlpYU2uzLAAAACXBIWXMAAA7EAAAOxAGVKw4bAAAACklEQVQImWNgAAAAAgAB9HFkpgAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==" alt="" style="width: 1366px; aspect-ratio: 1366 / 630"></p><h3 id="上网课"><a class="markdownIt-Anchor" href="#上网课"></a> 上网课</h3><p>我校购买了腾讯会议教育版,并且对接了教务系统,所有课程全部在腾讯会议进行。得益于学校非常完善的网络基础设施,线上上课几乎没有卡顿。</p><p>因为还没有分专业,所以我们寝室除了大学英语外的课都是一样的,就不会互相影响啥的,还可以交流讨论,上课体验不错。</p><p>课程作业是在 Canvas 平台上提交,正好之前<a href="https://blog.hans362.cn/post/onyx-boox-notex/">买了文石的 NoteX 电子纸</a>,可以直接在电子纸上写作业,然后导出 PDF 上传,省去了逐页拍照合并 PDF 的过程,非常便捷。</p><h3 id="核酸-转运"><a class="markdownIt-Anchor" href="#核酸-转运"></a> 核酸、转运</h3><p>自从封控之后,早八也显得没有那么恐怖了,毕竟无论有没有早八,清晨6点都会被准时叫醒去做核酸。</p><p>校外隔离点开始陆陆续续有人阳性了,因此每隔几天就会突然多查出一批密接,用大巴拉走去隔离,甚至台风登陆那天也连夜拉走。并且越晚拉走的隔离条件越差,班上有人在隔离点一晚上踩死13只美州大蠊。</p><p>有一天涉及的密接实在太多,结果搞得非常混乱,简直是一团糟,健康码红码/健康码绿码+收到转运短信/没收到转运短信+在转运名单上/不在转运名单上+最后被转运/最后没被转运,啥样的组合都有,甚至出现了接到转运短信两天后才被转运的情况,这要传染早该传染了吧。</p><p>这段时间天天提心吊胆的,看着周围寝室的人一个个被拉走,生怕自己就是下一个。</p><p><img src="https://hans362-img.oss.0vv0.top/2022/09/25/9a07c86f49989b45f31d05d4152d727e.png" class="lazy" data-srcset="https://hans362-img.oss.0vv0.top/2022/09/25/9a07c86f49989b45f31d05d4152d727e.png" srcset="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABAQMAAAAl21bKAAAABlBMVEXMzMyWlpYU2uzLAAAACXBIWXMAAA7EAAAOxAGVKw4bAAAACklEQVQImWNgAAAAAgAB9HFkpgAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==" alt="" style="width: 730px; aspect-ratio: 730 / 1256"></p><p>(图源微信公众号“二月十三”,原文已被和谐)</p><h3 id="线上演唱会"><a class="markdownIt-Anchor" href="#线上演唱会"></a> 线上演唱会</h3><p>某天刷校内论坛看到一个帖子,说太无聊太难受了,要开一个线上演唱会,于是就想去凑个热闹。</p><p>那天晚上600多个素不相识的人聚在腾讯会议室里一起听歌,想唱的人自由开麦,气氛非常棒,感觉特别解压。后面几天又办了几场,甚至还邀请到了友校的某位知名 UP 主。</p><p>总之就是很感谢论坛上的那位学长办了个这样的活动,不然我真的要被关疯掉了。</p><h2 id="解封"><a class="markdownIt-Anchor" href="#解封"></a> 解封</h2><p>终于,在9月20日做了鼻咽双采核酸,似乎是要解封的征兆。</p><p><img src="https://hans362-img.oss.0vv0.top/2022/09/25/49ccd4d4a144837043308dd6b7ddb408.png" class="lazy" data-srcset="https://hans362-img.oss.0vv0.top/2022/09/25/49ccd4d4a144837043308dd6b7ddb408.png" srcset="data:image/png;base64,iVBORw0KGgoAAAANSUhEUgAAAAEAAAABAQMAAAAl21bKAAAABlBMVEXMzMyWlpYU2uzLAAAACXBIWXMAAA7EAAAOxAGVKw4bAAAACklEQVQImWNgAAAAAgAB9HFkpgAAAABJRU5ErkJggg==" alt="" style="width: 580px; aspect-ratio: 580 / 335"></p><p>(图源微信公众号“二月十三”,原文已被和谐)</p><p>9月21日晚,宿舍楼解封。我迫不及待地换了身衣服跑到楼下,找了辆共享单车,开始狂骑。本来打算去西区逛逛,搞点好吃的,结果骑到隧道发现被警戒线拦住了,只好绕着东区骑了好几圈。秋天夜晚的风特别凉爽,因为还有很多楼没有解封,路上一辆车、一个人也没有,非常空旷,非常安静。在被剥夺自由7天后,我突然发现出去骑个车也是如此美妙的事情。</p><p>宿舍楼解封后并没有恢复出事之前的所谓的“常态”,校园的所有公共场所依旧不开放,食堂只提供打包,非必要不进出校。即使风险区已经解除,快递也仍旧卡在路上,或是根本发不出来。我的快递就是一直卡在校门外不动,以疫情防控为理由不安排配送,多次打客服电话投诉都只是敷衍了事。不得已试了试<a target="_blank" rel="noopener" href="https://sswz.spb.gov.cn/">邮政总局投诉</a>,几小时后就有客服打电话给我,态度友好地解释原因,并立刻安排配送了,真的高效管用。</p><p>解封后的周五,下午上完课立马润回家了,去TMD非必要不离校。既然短期内不可能恢复线下教学,我可不想被关在学校里,天天核酸还哪都去不了。</p><h2 id="闹剧何时结束"><a class="markdownIt-Anchor" href="#闹剧何时结束"></a> 闹剧何时结束</h2><p>在上一篇周记中,我曾吐槽过学校的进出校审批制度,毕竟友校都可以凭48小时核酸出入自由了。可是呢?以牺牲大家的正常生活为代价层层加码战战兢兢最后不还是第一个出事了?</p><p>已经三年了,如果未来还是这样,如果这一切将成为一种新的常态,我真的不知道我还能忍受多久。大学四年,我想要的是在教室上课的自由,想要的是进出图书馆的自由,想要的是随时出校的自由,而不是无止境的网课与限制以及随时到来的封控。我需要的是种种非必要行为构成的生活,而不仅仅是活着,防疫带给我的麻烦和恐惧远远大于病毒本身。</p><p>贵州转运密接的大巴出事的那天,看到新闻我突然就想起了几天前台风登陆的那个夜晚,也有许多密接同学被大巴连夜接走,心里一阵后怕。那天晚上那么大的风,那么大的雨,恐怕连路都看不清吧。你我都在那辆大巴车上,我们又有什么底气保证下一个出事的不会是自己?</p><p>对于本次疫情防控中违背《新型冠状病毒肺炎防控方案(第九版)》的种种加码行为(如从未见过的7+0封控、解封要求双采等),大家都通过各种渠道反映过,也尝试过抗争,然而并没有用。用论坛上一位同学的话来说,就像是一拳打在棉花上,很无力。</p><p>解封后食堂的工作人员全部穿着防护服在打菜,大概是上面的要求吧,背后就是热火朝天的厨房,还穿着那么厚重的衣服,我真的一阵心疼。我们都生活在这场荒诞的闹剧中,我们都是演员,别无选择。</p><p>感谢学校给我上的这开学第一课。</p></div><div class="license"><div class="license-title">周记#28 - “开学第一课”</div><div class="license-link"><a href="https://blog.hans362.cn/post/weekly-28/">https://blog.hans362.cn/post/weekly-28/</a></div><div class="license-meta"><div class="license-meta-item"><div class="license-meta-title">本文作者</div><div class="license-meta-text">Hans362</div></div><div 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